Movie Clips
by Dave Henninger (mostly)
Here are some of the movies to look for over the next few months:
Nov. 5
DOGMA
The only living descendant of Jesus Christ is a woman working in an abortion clinic and she's on a Mission for God.
THE MESSENGER: THE STORY OF JOAN OF ARC
The classic tale with Milla Jovovich as Joan with Dustin Hoffman, Fay Dunaway and John Malkovich.
Nov. 11
SLEEPY HOLLOW
Directed by Tim Burton with Johnny Dep as Ichabod Crane. This time Ichabod is a detective trying to solve decapitation murders in rural Sleepy Hollow. Christopher Lee appears and Danny Elfman does the music.
Nov. 17
THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
James Bond combats an attempt to control the world's oil supply. Pierce Brosnan. John Cleese appears as R.
Nov 24
THE END OF DAYS
Satan is on Earth looking for someone to bear his child so that he can hurry up Armageddon. Arnold Schwarzenegger has to protect his intended. This is directed by Peter Hymes who did Capricorn One and 2010.
TOY STORY 2
Woody the Cowboy is so old he's become a collector's item. When he's stolen, Buzz Lightyear and the rest of the gang are off to the rescue. Tom Hanks and Tim Allen return.
Dec. 3
VIRTUAL SEXUALITY
British film about a frustrated teenage girl who can't seem to shed her virginity. She creates a fantasy guy on a computer. When the computer explodes he comes alive a la Weird Science. Problem is he's got her personality not the one intended. This is supposed to be a comedy but it's getting very mixed reviews and may be hard to find.
Dec. 12
STUART LITTLE
E.B. White's classic children's story. Computer animation combines with live actors.
DIAMONDS
Ok, so this one isn't SF or Faantasy but it is Kirk Douglas' return after his debilitating stroke. Also stars Lauren Bacall, Dan Aykroyd, John Landis, and Jenny McCarthy.
GALAXY QUEST
Twenty years ago Galaxy Quest was a hot TV show about a daring Captain and his crew who crossed the galaxy in their starship solving crises and rescuing, well, everybody. Now the show is in syndication and the cast are at SF cons. Small problem: some aliens living under a repressive regime have discovered the show and are unaware that it's fiction. This all sounds like late 70s fan fiction but Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver are our intrepid space heroes. This could be real funny.
Dec 17
THE BICENTENNIAL MAN
Robin Williams plays the robot on a journey to become human in the Isaac Asimov story. Sam Neill also stars.
THE EMPEROR AND THE ASSASSIN
Again not SF. This is a Chinese epic film about the man who would become the first emperor of China and the man who wants to kill him.
MAN ON THE MOON
Not SF either. This is Jim Carrey playing Andy Kaufman.
RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA is still listed on the Corona site as being released New Year's Eve but little other information is available and that date doesn't look too reliable.
Rumored to be released this fall, possibly as soon as October 29, is THE PRINCESS MONONOKE. This is a stunning fantasy epic released in Japan in '97 and continues to be the second biggest money maker in that country. (Some of you have seen the Japanese language version at Jeff and Kathy's.) Jeff reports that it isn't likely to show up in Indy. We may have to wait for video. "Princess Mononoke is due out at the end of this month (October 29th) but it looks like there are no showings in Indy, there are shows in Chicago, IL and unconfirmed shows in Columbus, OH. (http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/mh/release.html). I've read LOADS of stuff on http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com, and on http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/mh as well You can also look at http://www.princess-mononoke.com (the trailer is in the "media" section).
The complex plot concerns the primal conflict between man and nature. A virgin forest is populated by intelligent creatures and supernatural forces that are now threatened by the encroaching civilization of man. The forest is protected by Mononoke, a girl raised by wolves. The leader of the industrial village is an ambitious woman who takes in lepers and outcast women. Into the middle rides a young hero who is trying to prevent his own death. This is not a simple good vs. evil story.
Mirimax will release it with a new English sound track.
Also expected soon is HEAVY METAL 2: F.A.K.K. The animated film is supposed to come out January or February of 2000.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Steve Bridge sent us information on three web sites about the new live action movie, The Lord of the Rings. This is actually three films, each based on one of the books by J. R. R Tolkien, now in production. They are primarily an Australian effort combining computer graphics and animation with real actors. It's as if Australia is trying to say "See, we can do Star Wars too." If they can pull it off , it will be truly impressive. The cast sure is. Here are a few of the principal players.
Elijah Wood/Frodo Baggins, Sean Astin/Samwise Gamgee, Ian McKellen/Gandalf, Ian Holm/Bilbo Baggins, Christopher Lee/Saruman, Liv Tyler/Arwen, John Rhys-Davies/Gimli, Orlando Bloom/Legolas, Sean Bean/Boromir, Ethan Hawke/Faramir, Uma Thurman/Eowyn, Cate Blanchett/Galadriel.
Computer special effects will be used to make regular sized actors look like hobbits, dwarves, and elves. Like The Phantom Menace, some characters will be entirely computer generated.
The Web sites are:
http://mrshowbiz.go.com/news/Todays_Stories/991008/blanchettrings100899.html
http://www.xenite.org/faqs/lotr_movie/press-release.html
http://theonering.net/movie/index.html
The Raven
by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
On a night quite unenchanting
When the rain was downward slanting
I awakened to the ranting
Of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven
Poe was talking to a Raven
Perched above the chamber door.
"Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I
tiptoed o'er the floor,
"There is nothing I like more."
Soft upon the rug I treaded,
Calm and carefully I headed
Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust
of Pallas I deplore.
While the Bard and birdie chattered
I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked or snapped, or fell, or shattered
As I crossed the barron floor,
For his house is crammed with trinkets,
curious and weird decor,
Bric-a-brac and junk galore.
Still the Raven never fluttered,
Standing stock still as he uttered
In a voice that shrieked and sputtered
His two cents worth: "Nevermore."
While this dirge the birdbrain kept up
Oh, so silently I crept up
Then I crouched and quickly leapt up,
Pouncing on the feathered bore.
Soon he was a heap of plumage, plus a
little blood and gore-
Only this and nothing more.
"Ah!" my pickled poet cried out,
"Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
Never sat I in my hideout
Talking to a bird before!
How I've wallowed in self-pity
While my gallant, noble kitty
Put an end to that damned ditty!"
Then I heard him start to snore.
Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that
statue I abhor,
Jumped-and smashed it on the floor.
Contributed by Pam Barker
YES I KNOW IT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE
by David Henninger
There are several things I've always wanted to do at least once if I can't afford to do them regularly. All of them involve a certain amount of risk. I've explored a number of caves with lights and hard hat, I've been hang gliding, I've soared in a sailplane, I've flown in several varieties of airplanes and helicopters. I've sailed on a windjammer and snorkeled in the Caribbean. I've climbed and rappelled down cliffs and stood nose to nose with a pack of wolves (after they had their dinner). Still on my list of things to do are scuba diving, earning a pilot's license, and skydiving. That's the one that's next. The other day I paid for my first day of training and my first parachute jump.
I mentioned this idea to a few people in the club with the thought of going as a group. Understandably few could actually join me. Some wanted to very badly but were restricted by physical limitations. Some can't understand why I want to do it at all. These are important considerations and should be listened to. Sky diving is something that you do for yourself, because you want the experience and have no reservations. You cannot do it for anyone else even if that person is a good friend.
If any of you would like to come and watch, plan to go the 13th or 14th of November, weather permitting. Jumping is not allowed in high winds or weather conditions that are dangerous for flight. There is a restaurant and lounge at the airport. You can check out http://www.aerodromeskysports.com for facilities and directions.
I'll be doing a static line jump. For this first experience, my ripcord will be attached to the airplane so that the chute will open immediately. I'll spend a few hours in training before the jump. Call me if you want to go and we'll arrange a convoy.