Man, if it gets much hotter around here we'll be able to rent vacation
space to Venusians! (Don't laugh, I've had a few inquiries.)
Since we won't conduct any "official" business at our non-existent
August meeting, I though I'd get you all primed for the one in September.
At that time I see a need to talk about: 1) 1996 meeting space, 2) 1996 Club
officers, 3) 1998 Con Chair, 4)Location of our Winter Solstice Celebration,
and 5) Other stuff.
1) Meeting space for calendar 1996. We're booked at the Children's
Museum thru 10/95, but haven't decided on a place for 1996. We currently
have 10 "business" meetings a year. We pay $40/month for use of the
facilities at the Children's Museum, for $400/year. Generally we run about 40
dues paying members/year. Dues are $10/person. Therefore all of our dues go
on a meetingplace (40x$10=$400). Plus the club pays for the meat at the
August cookout, the December party, and sometimes for where we have the party
in December. There are also other expenses (e.g. this newsletter). Anyway you
look at it, /u>the C of J AS A CLUB operates in the red.
[Yes, I know we have an adequate cushion in the savings account. The
reason I brought all of these numbers up is to give you the background to make
a decision on whether or not you want to stay at the Children's Museum next
year(if they'll have us and have room for us.)]
2) Club Officers for 1996. We need a president, vice-president,
secretary, treasurer, and sergeant at arms. Not a lot else to say. (Other
than I ain't gonna be any of 'em.)
3) ConChairbeing for 1998. We need one. Only earth shaking factor
in this area is that the Church of the Sub Genius predicts that the
flying saucers will be landing during the con to take away the
faithful. (We just don't know if they'll be taking any of us away.)
4) Location of the Winter Solstice Celebration. We need one. It
needs to have minimal kitchen facilities.
5) Other stuff. This includes anything else that we can think
of.
Anyway, enough of this serious stuff! Y'all come to the picnic at
Roseanne's house, ya' hear? Bring a side dish(I'm bringing bean salad.)